Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Food, glorious food

What is the worst possible combination of food you can possibly imagine? Chocolate and tuna snack bars? Curry-flavoured ice lollies? Pickled onion ice cream?

How about this: Pancakes and sausage. On a stick. With chocolate chips.

I'm with Elisson on this one: "Sometimes a Sausage on a Stick is just a Sausage on a Stick...unless it's the End of Western Civilization."

What kind of human being wants

a) A sausage on a stick?

b) A sausage on a stick wrapped in a pancake?

c) A sausage on a stick wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake?

God only knows what Jamie Oliver would make of this fast-track route to obesity, coronary problems and halitosis.

3 comments:

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

You could always deep fry the whole thing!

Middle Child said...

In Australia in the early'70's was a weekly show my now husband and I loved to watch called "The Aunty Jack Show" (Australia" the worst food combination mentioned on that had to be "A Fish milkshake" and a whole song was devoted to it... yummy... but in those days we were stoned enough to thnk it may be yummy. Ypu'll find the song on here...can'tbelieve its on the net http://home.aanet.com.au/dag_fest/Sounds/

Groanin' Jock said...

Blue - You sure you're not Scottish?!

Middle Child - Hmmm, fish milkshake probably beats pancake and sausage on a stick! Good song though!