Can you see the real me?

I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but I don't actually look anything like the picture in the top right-hand corner of this page.

If any of you did think that I was a flame-haired, big-bearded Highlander with an unusual blue and black hat, I apologise. For a start, I am 26, not 56. And I have dark hair.

To rectify this deception, I have drawn a self-portrait using Planearium's website, which I discovered through No Accuser.

So, finally, I can show you exactly what I look like: