Monday, January 29, 2007

Beach balls

This story, emailed to me recently, made me thankful that I'm not often tempted to swim naked on public beaches.

It really is one of those situations that makes you thankful that it isn't you.

There can be no unembarrasing way to make a phonecall to the emergency services to ask them to free your swollen testicles from the wooden slats of a deckchair.

But hey, at least it's not as embarrasing as 'I was Hoovering naked when I slipped and ended up with the hoover pipe up my ass.'

1 comment:

Jazz said...

That is totally hysterical! Sometimes it's good to be a woman.