Honestly, you'd think this was a porn site based on the search terms that bring people to this far-flung corner of the worldwide interweb.
Today, for example, someone from the USA dropped by having searched for "gay naked Scotsmen in kilts" - at 6.23am their time.
Firstly, how can someone be naked AND wearing a kilt?
Secondly, what the hell are you doing looking for naked Scotsmen at six in the morning?
And thirdly, how the hell did you end up here? There may be the occasional bout of nakedness, but there aren't any gays. At least there weren't the last time I checked.
14 comments:
Six in the morning is the PERFECT time to find a naked Scotsman.
Presuming teeth have been thoroughly brushed.
"Secondly, what the hell are you doing looking for naked Scotsmen at six in the morning?"
Would eight o'clock be better?
... what makes you think it was a guy looking for naked Scotsmen?...
Eric
I suppose you are to young to know but;) they were actually looking for a happy naked Scotsman in a kilt gay used to mean happy. So have they found the right site after all?
Missy: It's not something I'd want to wake up to, especially at six in the morning.
Bob G: Not for me.
Eric: Why would a woman want gay naked Scotsmen (with or without kilts)?
Mirk: We'll, I'm happy enough. But I'm neither naked nor kilted at the moment.
I could list any number of things to do with a naked Scot at 6am in the morning...morning is the best time for all sorts of fun!
Chickie: That's all very well, but PICTURES of a naked Scotsman?!
Update: Someone (presumably the same person) dropped by at 11.45pm their time last night, again looking for "gay naked scotsmen in kilts". Damn, that's an obsession!
A naked Scotsman is good ANY time of day!
Whoooohoooooooo!
Oops! I didn't mean to get caught...
Just kidding!
Your posts about the search terms people use to get here always crack me up!
Have a great day!
I keep having someone from Turkey looking for grandma sex with a goat.
Blue: yeah, that's definitely worse than searching for gay naked Scotsmen in kilts!
Maybe she was desperate and needed something to get her groove on, on her own ;)
Okay the gay thing probably just struc that down but still...there's nothing wrong with looking at naked Scots in kilts, even if they are gay!
Well, "groanin' jock" does sound like slang meaning an overloaded athletic supporter, which would surely attract gay men. And straight women. And with that terrific accent Scotsmen are undeniably sexy, whether gay or naked or in a kilt or not.
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