The First Groanin' Jock Lyrical Challenge

I'm going to shamelessly steal borrow an idea from my friend the Tomahawk Kid for this post.

Every so often, TK will post lyrics from the five most recent songs to play on his MP3 player when set to shuffle. It's then the readers' responsibility to name the tunes.

Good luck with the inaugural Groanin' Jock lyrics quiz. Post your answers in the comments, no Googling!

1: So if you don't rate, just overcompensate, at least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.

2: One day we change from children into people, one day we change.

3: Spin me some sad story, sell me some excuse, to help me understand the things you do.

4: I was born in a force-ten gale, it takes more than hot air to blow the wind out of my sails, and my eyesight's poor, but I am the future.

5: But you can learn how to play the game, it's easy.