You know how it is - it's wearing towards 10pm at the start of the Canadian winter, there's nothing on TV, so you decide to have a look on the internet for something worthwhile to get your juices flowing.
So you sit down, Google up and type in "old used jock cup sniff sweaty".
We've all been there, right?
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You know what, man...now that I think of it...I honestly can't say that I've ever "been there." It's what a pal of mine refers to as a "mood deflater."
He's clearly a tosser, he's using a Mac.
The mind boggles...
Well it has taken me a few times to understand the person's search but know I understand.
The person doing the search is an ex-cheerleader nymphomaniac who remembered her school daze (sic) while drunk.
She is now in love with you and will stalk your site then you personally.
She will learn of your life and wish to be with you, the pond will seem small to her, and she will move to the lovely land that is yours.
To beat her send her information to your local international security group as a terrorist.
That should do the trick.
.... dude.... isn't blogging wonderful?!?....
Eric
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