Groanin' Jock

Good things come to those who wait. Except they don't, do they? Ten years ago, no-one expected ever to hear new material by The Ston...

As I'll likely miss the playoff matches due to holidays, I'll not see Montrose again this season (and may not see them again in the ...

Montrose, already consigned to the relegation playoff, have spent their last two home matches attempting to build some momentum ahead of tha...

It's all but over. Unless Berwick Rangers lose their remaining four matches, and Montrose win all theirs with a 43-goal swing in the p...

And so the fightback begins. Yesterday's big Scottish coupon-buster (unless Rangers drawing 0-0 at Cowdenbeath is still considered unu...

The impending marriage of a good friend took me to Berlin last weekend, a trip that included my first live Bundesliga match. As stadiu...

I'm sorry. It was my fault. With the stopwatch showing 92:30, I turned round to my press corps colleague and said: "This is the...

At half time today, the lights across Links Park were off. Although I'm talking literally, we may also soon be talking figuratively as...

Top 10 albums of the year: 1. Radio Moscow - Magical Dirt 2. Swans - To Be Kind 3. Kasabian - 48:13 4. Jimi Goodwin - Odludek 5. Pink ...

Freezing cold in the final minutes of today's match, my bollocks furiously burrowing their way into my lower intestines as they s...

I've now seen Montrose five times this season. Here's their record in matches I've been to: Played: 5 Won: 0 Drew: 0 Lost: ...

A glutton for punishment, I was today accompanied by not one but two Jocklings at today's Montrose match, as I aimed for the perfect sto...

Deja fucking vu. A fortnight between encounters, half an hour less of play, two more goals, one fewer goalkeeper by the end of the match. ...

Since the last time I saw Montrose 'play football', I've been to Tokyo, Houston and London, occasionally working and occasionall...

The last time I saw Montrose beat Peterhead was in November 2012. Since then, they've lost Martin Boyle and Jamie Winter, and have lost ...

MERCEDES AMG PETRONAS Formula 1 drivers, Lewis Hamilton & Nico Rosberg, are great rivals off the track as well as on it. Watch this...

As my Montrose viewing is over for the season, it's now time to award the award that no awardee is waiting for, The Groanin' Jock Mo...

Having last seen Montrose win around six weeks ago, and having seen them ship five goals without reply in my previous two visits to the Mont...

As my press corps colleagues and I departed the Basinside Bernabeu this afternoon, I canvassed some of my fellow punters for their choice of...

Optimism and positivity tend to be in short supply in the stand, cow-shed and storm-ravaged terracing of Links Park, but today Montrose larg...