Groanin' Jock

I'm knackered. Over the weekend, Dungroanin' played host to an old schoolfriend of Mrs Wife's, accompanied by her two-year-old s...

Tomorrow night sees my company's second annual employee pub quiz. Mrs Wife will be accompanying me, a colleague and his wife as we attem...

A friend from my university days came to visit last week, providing us with the first opportunity to catch up with each other since his stag...

For the first time this season, I missed Montrose scoring a goal at home. Mrs Wife and I were delayed in leaving a first birthday party in ...

Aberdeen: Scottish football's third force (allegedly). Playing at home following a decent, if hardly earth-shattering start to the seaso...

In the 17 years since its release, I'd imagine more has been written about Nirvana, Nevermind and Kurt Cobain than any other combinatio...

As instigated by Misssy M of the Misssy M Misssives , I'm going to give my blogroll a kick up the arse. Misssy, inspired by her own lazi...

Recently, I was a passenger on an Aberdeen bus. Given that I had a hangover and had had only a few hours' sleep, I didn't have the M...

Friday night - what a shite time of the week for a football match. Tonight's Forfarshire Cup semi-final between Montrose and Dundee Uni...

I'm operating on zombie-esque levels of sleep now what with the combination of Norway, Connect and being back at work today. Norway was ...

The week ahead promises to be a busy one, with a spot of jet-setting preceding a weekend of music and pear cider in Argyll. Tomorrow I fly o...

Now, four games into the new season, I can confidently predict exactly how many points Montrose will finished the season with: 36. Four gam...

At some point yesterday afternoon, there was a landslide that covered a section of the East Coast Mainline between Stonehaven and Montrose. ...

Yesterday's post on Rachel Hylton reminded me of the only other TV talent show singer who's blown me away - Fantasia Barrino. I firs...

I'm not generally a fan of the Popstars/Pop Idol/X Factor style of show, but very occasionally a contestant will come along that really ...

There are some records that define certain years for me - Oasis' Definitely Maybe was the soundtrack to 1996 for me, despite being two...

It's been a while since I wowed both of my regular readers with an example of Chinglish, the exciting language that bolts English words ...